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· «сlαяιѕѕα» · This song I wrote, it was for you     says:
*QUICKBOT SHUT THE HELL UP

(*) Quickbot says:
*how far up?

MARCish! says:
*LOL HOW FAR UP

   · «сlαяιѕѕα» · This song I wrote, it was for you     says:
*VERY FAR UP

WTFLOLWTH

JUST WTF.

Fireblood

NEWS FLASH: In the notorious class of 2E5 in Tampines Secondary School, a foreign object had been seen being thrown around in class, and was torn apart. It is speculated that it is a pair of swimming trunks. The alleged swimwear was caught on camera resting on a fluoroscent lamp. MORE UPDATES LATER

Pictures: http://www.facebook.com/photos/?ref=sb#/photo.php?pid=1876975&id=857919641

Sorry am bored. :D

Up in the sky

OHAI.

School as usual today. Mmhmm.

Went to school, got interrogated by the masked teachers, reading session, blahblah.

We had swimming lessons today too, and someone’s swimming trunks got ripped at thrown everywhere in class LOL. Shall try to get a pic of the trunks tmr.

Swimming. Blah. Got split into a group and learned the basics, blowing bubbles, kicking, etc. Lol.

After that took 67 to the interchange and took 69. On 67 I ‘interrogated’ Chester and shizz, like “who do you prefer talking to? KY or me?” and others because he asked me the same questions the day before. Lol. The topic then shifted to my death (wtf) and the health checkup and to him being my dog. Lolwtf.

Sorry that this entry is brief, am kinda busy XD

I’mma go nao! Ciao :D

Me: Just say la. Even if you say KY I won’t be hurt. Promise. I’ll just commit suicide that’s all 8D

Chester: -.- -insert his opinions-

Me: Ok lor.. tomorrow you see one whole page with the headline “BOY, 14, COMMITED SUICIDE DUE TO FRIEND’S COMMENTS.” and got one part “blahblahblah friendship was broken blahblah ITS ALL CHESTER’S FAULT blahblah if you want to sue or blame or congratulate, please call Chester Low at this number blahblah”

Chester: LOL LAME SIA

PWNED IN THE BALLS

Disclaimer: Contains adult language. Pls hide from immature eyes.

ESCAPADES WITH QUICKBOT’S RANDOMCHAT FUNCTION

MARCish! says:
*randomchat

(*) Quickbot says:
*Looking for random person, please wait.
*(I) Random person found! Feel free to talk now. Type RANDOMCHAT again to stop chatting.

MARCish! says:
*hi i work for failblog and would like your privates
*wait that came out wrong

Random Person says:
*haha

MARCish! says:
*no seriously ಠ_ಠ

   · «сlαяιѕѕα» · Beneath the rafters, the angels sing     says:
*asl

Random Person says:
*haha im wnat ur breasts

MARCish! says:
*too bad, im a guy. 8P

   · «сlαяιѕѕα» · Beneath the rafters, the angels sing     says:
*i said asl, shithead

Random Person says:
*u are a homo

   · «сlαяιѕѕα» · Beneath the rafters, the angels sing     says:
*there are two people

MARCish! says:
*lol yes im a homo sapien

   · «сlαяιѕѕα» · Beneath the rafters, the angels sing     says:
*otaku-san

Random Person says:
*homo sexual

   · «сlαяιѕѕα» · Beneath the rafters, the angels sing     says:
*i have to go

MARCish! says:
*thanks for pointing that out captain obvious
*lol kk

*
*    · «сlαяιѕѕα» · Beneath the rafters, the angels sing     has left the conversation.
*

MARCish! says:
*and what are you pansexual?

Random Person says:
*nope

MARCish! says:
*then what? are ya into bestiality? ewww
*you’re sick
*sick in the head

Random Person says:
*guess wat im doin

MARCish! says:
*sick in the body.
*sick in your privates
*WANKIN’

Random Person says:
*no ur mam

MARCish! says:
*lol fail, my mom’s beside me. hah.

Random Person says:
*ha i see her

MARCish! says:
*besides, its mom, not mam.

Random Person says:
*under neath me

MARCish! says:
*your english fails
*your dad’s in my closet, your mom’s on my bed

Random Person says:
*randomperson

MARCish! says:
*randomshit
*hi

Random Person says:
*RANDOMPERSON

MARCish! says:
*WHAT, RANDOMSHIT

Nikkita says:
*dude, you fail at this

Random Person says:
*I HAVE A BONER

MARCish! says:
*oh yeah, it stretches from A-Z on the keyboard
*dont worry i like small penises

Random Person says:
*FROM A -H ACTUALLY

Nikkita says:
*ppft, small penis.

Random Person says:
*YES INDEED

MARCish! says:
*A-H? cmon, mine’s from A – 4 on the num pad

Random Person says:
*POOR U ITS 2 BIG

MARCish! says:
*well, at least its better than you
*micropenis man.
*i bet your balls shrink when you have sex 8D

Random Person says:
*ACTALLY IM A BI SEXUAL

MARCish! says:
*lol, ewwww
*what, how many guys you’ve knocked up recently?
*what? none? ohhh too sad >:

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*(I) Your partner left. Conversation closed.
-> Type RANDOMCHAT again to start a new conversation.

ERGO, PWNED.

Campfire’s burning out

LOL THE TITLE FOR THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE AWESOME SEC 2 CAMP THAT I HAVE BLOGGED ABOUT BEFORE LALALALA.

Sorry, I’m just high.

First day of school! Quite slacky (LOL) today, IMO. Since most of us didn’t know our timetables and shizz.

I spent my time going to school listening to Glaring Dream – KINYA on repeat (don’t ask) and Cast No Shadow – Oasis O_O I dunno, I felt like blasting those songs. Oh, and I Lust You – Neon Neon (don’t ask plz LOL)

You and I carry on strenuously, carrying the burden of publicity

Oops. Lol. I just like the beat of I Lust You (… its not sensual as the song title suggests 8D, more of a techno)

Anyway when I reached school there were 257625387256387236 teachers wearing masks at the porch asking if we had a fever and shizz, and I understand why they must do it, but aren’t 3 teachers enough? o_O I went up to class, almost tripping because I was smsing (Note to self: don’t do it again) and I almost fell in class because I was smsing -.- Meh. I chose a corner seat because I like corners :3 and then waited. Poon came and played the Campfire Song by Spongebob and some weird song that goes “C IS FOR COOKIE, GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME” which I suspect is from Sesame Street LOL. People started streaming in :D

GTY and SFD came up and some guys laughed at GTY’s hairstyle (does he like change it everyday or something lol) and SFD took the attendance. We took our temperatures and SFD collected the Travel Declaration Form.

Then first period! Art. Ms Lina and some other teacher (I forgot her name) came up and asked us to finish our Message In A Cube. We did some blind contour drawings after that, and my drawing of Aqmal strangely resembled Obama LOL.

Recess was boring. I went to disturb KY and Chester and I did some random stuff to my phone including sms (i sms too much)

Music, we introduced ourselves to the new teacher.

We all shouted “WE MISSED YOU MR WONG~~~” during Maths LOL. It was spent doing some random Maths stuff and NPPA thing.

English, we have R. Johns as our new teacher -.- Personally, I think he’s worse than Mr Tiah, because at least Mr Tiah could teach (he just needed some backbone to scold the class firmly IMO), I couldn’t understand R. Johns with that lisp/accent (I dunno what its called lol) of his. Sorry :/

Science……………………………….. I don’t feel like elaborating, same as MT. Hah.

Took an MRT home with KY and Chester :3 Blargh. Took 293 home but I’m sure you wouldn’t want to know that unless well, you want to stalk me o_O

OHPHUK I JUST REALISED I NEED TO DO THAT NATURE JOURNAL THING BRB.

But in the meantime, a quiz! ^^;;

RITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON’T CHANGE IT
1. Your ex and You
What’s this ex you’re talking about?

2. I am listening to
I Lust You -suggestive eyebrow movements-

3. Maybe I should
Get started with the nature journal thing

4. I love
Nihon desu, Fatal Frame, School, my loved ones (lol) Chester School again.

6. I don’t understand
Why do exams need to control the way we get our education.

7. I have lost my respect for
Emo people. They should die. Apparently they want to. So, die, betches.

8. I last ate
Instant noodles e_e

9. The meaning of my display name is
You mean MARCish!, Zaleth, DeathByZaleth or what? In any case they all mean that rainbows and paper would interbreed in the near future :D

10. God
Probably doesn’t exist. But I wouldn’t know. ):

11. Someday
I’ll stop homosexual discrimination? :D

12. I will always
RAAAAAAPE RAAAAAAAPE RAAAAAAAAAPE ANOKO WO RAAAAAAAAAPE
Oh sorry LOL I’ve been listening to Detroit Metal City music. Anyway, ‘I will always’ LOVE EVERYONE including you Chester

13. Love seems to
Make people do crazy things. (I agree <3)

14. I never ever want to lose
My memories.

15. My myspace is Non-existent.

17. I get annoyed when
I am surrounded by an influx of people.

18. Parties Should be
SWEET RAEV PARTEHS

20. Simple kisses
Are shweeet. >///<

21. Today I
Panicked @_@

22. I wish
That the world wouldn’t end @_@

IS YOUR/ARE YOU
01. Is your hair wet?
Nope.

02. Is your cell phone right by you?
In my bag

03. Do you miss someone?
Not at this point of time. :D

04. Are you wearing chapstick?
No

05. Are you tired?
Nope

06. Are you wearing pajamas?
Shorts and tshirt @_@

07. Are you mad?
No, Anne would think otherwise.

08. Are you upset?
No.

HAVE YOU
01. Recently done anything you regret?
Waking up today. e_____e

02. Ever lied?
Yes

03. Ever stuck gum under a desk?
Nope.

04. Ever kicked someone?
I gotta list, but the most recent was……….. I forgot.

05. Ever tripped over your own feet?
Yep.

TODAY HAVE YOU
01. Have you cursed?
Nope, not yet … FUCKING HELL oh wait screw that.

02. Have you gotten mad at someone?
Not really.

RANDOM
01. Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
DUHHHHHHHHHHH YOU LA BADGER BADGER BADGER

02. Do you have any siblings?
Monkey.

03. Do you want children?
Nope.

04. Do you smile often?
Of cozz.

05. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
Nope.

06. Do you like your handwriting?
Nope @_@

07. Are your toenails painted?
EW NO

08. Are you a friendly person?
Yeshxz

09. Who’s bed others than yours do you sleep in?
Hotel beds.

10. What color shirt are you wearing?
White.

11. What were you doing at 7pm yesterday?
Sulking

12. I can’t wait to
Get my nature journal done with, its gonna take 2 days e_e

Why do you kill?

Hi I’m back :D From Happyland. Yepyep.

So anyway, school is starting tomorrow TT^TT Which means less time for Trickster (my new addiction LOL), Fatal Frame, staying up until 3am doing random stuff and Fatal Frame (wait I already said that…)

Mehh. At least I won’t be bored anymore 8DD

Oh right, this is for Anne:

Kiryu Twins

Thar. The Kiryu twins. Aren’t they creepily cute? :D

Random convo of the day:

Talking about Twitter
MARCish! says:
*although
*how can someone get addicted to twitter?

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*dunno lor

MARCish! says:
*LOL EVERY 5 MINS POST

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*siao liao lol

MARCish! says:
*”Just put the lagsana in the oven, waiting for it to bake (:”

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*YUS XDDD wtf

MARCish! says:
*”5 minutes of waiting for it to bake, am bored.”
*”I just washed my dog!”

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*followers: ….. phukov
*followers: -unwatch-

MARCish! says:
*”Mmm lasagna tastes nice. Wish you were here to taste it! (:”
*”Washing dishes that smell of lagsana is nasty ):”
*”Wooo I’m craving for more lagsana”
*Followers: WTF IS WITH HER AND LAGSANA

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*yaloryalor
*XDDDDDDDDD

MARCish! says:
*XDDDDDDD

King of Pop gone.

I woke up to the news yesterday.

D:

I grew up listening to him and thought he was the best singer out there.

RIP Michael Jackson, and have fun moonwalking and dancing to Thriller up in the sky c:

“Hey you! Up in the sky
Learning to fly
Tell me how high
Do you think you’ll go “

Up In The Sky – Oasis.

I’m bringing sexyback 8D

OHAI I R BACK.

Camp was ……………….. fun lawl.

1st Day

Reached school and waited for all eternity to get on to the buses and get ourselves to Jalan Bathera. In the meantime, our instructor (Instructor Cress <- he likes to bully me) made us play some icebreaking games! (Redundant actually, since my group comprised of my classmates lol) And I made a mistake by giving my phone to SFD for safekeeping. Gah.

Blahblahblah reached there, did usual camp stuff (like getting into our groups, orientation etc). Next, we did the CRC (Confidence Rope Course aka high elements) and Rock Climbing! I didn't want to 'climb the rock' so I just sat there and looked at people climbing. Then we did the CRC, which again I skipped, but helped Cress (i.e. be his anchorman, since he was the belayer and stuff.) Slacked around the various elements. Yup. Showered, had dinner, then played Kidnap. I had fun doing the stupid "sit-on-each-other-and-sing" task because we sang a really retarded song XD (PIA PIA PIA PIA PIA!) 2nd place for Kidnap. Had supper, slept. Or, tried to. Slept at 3am =.=

2nd Day

Had a rude awakening at 5am by some itchiness XD There was swimming sounds coming from the sea next to my bunk. I freaked out and thought it was a monster or something LOL. I fell asleep at 5.15 AM and woke up at 6.30 AM. I slacked in the bunk for another 15 minutes before going down to brush teeth. Then we assembled at the canteen for breakfast. The beehoon was white and tasteless =.= Oh well. Changed and went for kayaking! The bouyancy test was fun ‘cuz Jean kept shouting because she was scared XDDD Kayaking was fun.

Went back to shore, showered and changed. Met at our bunk and thought we could slack but Cress said we had to come up with a skit/dance/singalong for the campfire. We spent at least 45 mins choosing the song and settled for SexyBack XD Then we went for lunch and back to the bunk for rehearsal. We couldn’t dance in time so we settled for a skit (making fun of Uncle Goh and Ms Shanthi by acting out their supposed ‘marriage’ XD)

Went for abseiling and the zip line. To be honest, I was really afraid of abseiling. I left it to fate and just went up (while Cress bullied me again =.=) and abseiled down. It wasn’t scary at all o_o just painful. The rope was D< I wanted to go to the zip line but there was no time. Went back and showered, rehearsed more and went for dinner. After dinner we had the campfire. It was lol-worthy. Chief Mojo dancing XD Cress asked us to do his own 'dance' (dubbed, 'THE FINGER!' which just includes moving your index finger left and right). We went up for our performance, and the teachers were laughing so hard XD Mr Hafiz asked Ms Shanthi to sit next to Uncle Goh LOL. More campfire stuff and shizz. Had supper (I didn't) and Cress debriefed us after. He bullied me again =.=

3rd Day

Woke up at 6am. Slacked for 1 hour before reporting at the parade square with our bags. Had breakfast, and the nasi lemak, for once, wasn’t tasteless! It was quite nice tbh. Did area cleaning, but I didn’t have to because I was taking care of Cress’ phone 8D And he bullied me AGAIN because Brian took the phone away from me. =.= Had prize giving and shizz. Then went home! YAY!
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-sighs- I b tired nao. Lolz.

Bai!

EDITEDITEDIT!:

Before I forget, I would like to say that Cress is teh best instructor EVAR!!1one!11!!shift+1!11one!!1

Oh right, CRESS TAN HOCK CHUAN (haha yes I’m sabotaging you, don’t kill me.) I cannot seem to find your facebook D<

Insomnia

DX insomnia does kill. Maybe I’m just excited for the camp tomorrow. Lulz. And since I’m bored I’mma talk about random things. Like how I like Tsukiko Amano, or Fatal Frame, or Junjou Romantica, or Tsubasa, or Kuroshitsuji. But that would seriously kill me cuz my data transfer bill would explode XD. Oh well! Bai. Am gonna miss you guys on my 3 day absence! Yes that means you too, Anne. And you too, Glenn. -.- Mmkay ciao